15 7 / 2014

On a scale of 1 to Tara Reid, how obnoxious do we think my new workout tank is?

On a scale of 1 to Tara Reid, how obnoxious do we think my new workout tank is?

15 7 / 2014

So one of my besties is having a rough day. Her boyfriend (and roommate) moved to El Paso today. I’ve been there and I know exactly how she feels…and it’s terrible.

So what can I send her to cheer her up?

14 7 / 2014

While not a great beauty, this salad is bangin.
Avocado, fresh corn, feta, tomato, shrimp and lime juice. 👍

While not a great beauty, this salad is bangin.

Avocado, fresh corn, feta, tomato, shrimp and lime juice. 👍

13 7 / 2014

Guess who was so tired from bacheloretting until 5am that she threw away her wallet at the motherfucking airport?

13 7 / 2014

I wasn’t planning on cheating on my girlfriend this weekend, but now I’m reconsidering.

12 7 / 2014

An impressionist interpretation of the American Mating Call.

An impressionist interpretation of the American Mating Call.

12 7 / 2014

Just hanging out with Chris manzo at Revel. Nbd.  (at HQ Beach Club)

Just hanging out with Chris manzo at Revel. Nbd. (at HQ Beach Club)

11 7 / 2014

PSA: These Dolce Vita sandals (also available in black) and a bunch of other sandals are on sale at Piperlime for less than $15. 

PSA: These Dolce Vita sandals (also available in black) and a bunch of other sandals are on sale at Piperlime for less than $15. 

11 7 / 2014

Guys, I want zoodles.

How do I get zoodles? Do I buy something like this?

Am I going to cut off a finger?

11 7 / 2014

Guess who just got a smartphone?

Guess who just got a smartphone?