23 7 / 2014
If you guys didn’t know it’s Meredith’s birthday today, so you should probably wish her a future of margaritas and puppy kisses!
She is one of the most kind and generous ladies I’ve ever met, which is only to be balanced out by her sense of humor, which is downright evil ;)
22 7 / 2014
The last week or so of work has been quiet and I’ve been thanking my lucky stars. In at 9, out by 5:30, actually eating lunch. Amazing.
So I’ve been getting home early and have had time to catch up on all the terrible reality TV I’ve missed and know I have feelings that need to be shared:
- RHOOC - Tamra has decided to be a terrible human and Vicki has been totally calm and level-headed and it’s like a whole new world. I almost lost my shit when Tamara full on sobbed (in sadness - not happiness) when Ryan announced his marriage. Like get it together girl. You’re a mother. You can bet my mom didn’t cry in front of me when she dropped me off at college, but she did cry the whole way home to my dad.
- I’m obsessed with Married at First Sight, so much so that I talked to Julie about it on Sunday and again yesterday and followed as many of them as I could find on Instagram. I also cyber stalked Jamie because I had no idea she was on the Bachelor and that scene where she straddles the bachelor dude with the long hair and makes out with him while giggling uncontrollably and ripping her dress. No girl. Reign it in. And now I feel bad for Doug that he’s gotten matched with this girl who likes to put herself on awkward situations on TV.
- Tonight is the night we’ve all been waiting for…Aviva is going to take off her prosthetic leg and throw it at Heather IN A GOD DAMN RESTAURANT in front of a room full of people. CAN’T WAIT.
- RHONJ. I thought I was over it. I watched a handful of episodes last season and without the Manzos it’s just not the same, but then the first episode came on while I just happened to be hungover and I really had no choice but to watch it and then this happened:
19 7 / 2014
Bodies are weird.
Last Saturday I ran 13 miles with a girlfriend. We then hopped in the car, drove three hours to AC, went to a pool party and later danced our butts off until 5am.
Today I ran 10 and the only thing that sounds appealing is my bed. Not even food. So nap time it is.
16 7 / 2014
16 7 / 2014
I have a third date tonight with a dude who actually calls to schedule a date days ahead of time and makes plans for said date, without asking me ‘so what do you want to do tonight?’