January 2011
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"The scariest image on network TV is Charlie...
—How Charlie Sheen remains a TV superstar
You'll have to forgive me but I have a soft-spot...
…so much so that my sole interests on Twitter used to be Charlie Sheen, boxed wine and steamed broccoli.
Anyway this is a great idea and I’m upset I didn’t think of it: http://ischarliesheendead.com/
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BREAKING NEWS UPDATE (from my mom): Charlie Sheen...
Mom: Holy Crap! Charlie Sheen left [the] hospital last night! Are you kidding…talk about nine lives! Hope he went straight to rehab, but somehow I doubt it.
Me: I know, so crazy! They’re saying he has a hernia
Mom: That’s why he pays PR people to cover his ass. They say he was partying for two days with porno stars at his home. I don’t think his hernia has anything to do...
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BREAKING NEWS (from my mom): Charlie Sheen MIGHT...
Mom (3:02p.m.): Surprise! Charlie Sheen taken to hospital by ambulance. His PR people says stomach pains. But TMZ says towel was over his face and two women left shortly after that. His mom and dad are at hospital.
Mom (3:31p.m.): News report on Sheen… ‘it’s serious.’ Doesn’t look good at all. My guess is drug overdose while partying. He may not survive.
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Let's talk about blow-up dolls
So who wants to talk about last night’s My Strange Addiction with Davecat, a Prince-esque man, who is in a long-term relationship with his very expensive, ‘realistic’ silicone blow-up doll?
Ohh, good…because I sure do!
So let’s meet Davecat. Early thirities. Good job. Dresses like it’s 1997. Loves the one dangly earing look.
Ten years ago Dave...
Will Ferrell On 'The Office': Replacing Steve...
If there’s one guy who can play a worse boss than Steve Carell, it’s Will Ferrell — and the movie star is set to do just that.
Ferrell, a long-time friend and co-star of Carell — the two featured together in ‘Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy’ — will join the workplace comedy for a four episode arc near the end of this season, Deadline.com reports.
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The roommates and I stayed up late (and by late I mean midnight) watching bad tv and playing Gin Rummy. It was steadily snowing from about 5p.m. until I went to bed so I thought for sure I would have a second snow day.
But, this morning the streets were nothing but slush. So I dug out and made my 37-mile trek to the office. The roads were mostly just wet. The crazy thing was I counted 28...
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If I'm listening to the Jagged Little Pill album...
I was planning on going in later today, but tonight’s meeting got canceled.
SNOW DAY IT IS.
“So avoid using the word ‘very’ because it’s lazy. A man is not very tired, he is...”
– John Keating, Dead Poet’s Society (via paulavaleria)
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Snow day?
Got up early to go to the gym and found three inches of snow on the ground. I cleaned off my car and drove about three blocks before I gave up and parked it in front of my house.
The roads are unsalted/unplowed. This should be no surprise.
And it’s still snowing pretty hard.
C’mon…snow day!
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MEG! What is going on?! I’m sitting here at my desk daydreaming about holding hands and frolicking through a beautiful Baltimore Sonic parking lot when I come visit you, because you said I must come visit you, and then I see this. What is this...
I guess the snow/rain mix is supposed to get pretty bad here tomorrow night, as my editor has already suggested I expense a hotel room after my night shift.
Yuck.
Let’s pray the timeline of this snowstorm changes, my meetings get cancelled and I can instead work from home.
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I'm already thinking about what kind of goodies I...
Nearly two weeks in advace. This is totally normal, yes?
Ok good. So, what should I make?
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Forever young
Being the anxious person that I am, I left work at 4p.m. yesterday to make it to a 5:30 class (30ish miles away.)
Everything was going as planned. Zero traffic. Easy parking. I even had 30 minutes to spare to go get my student ID card.
I had packed a snack. And my glasses. And new notebook and colored pens.
So, I walked across campus to the security desk to get my student ID. Less, than five...
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I just figured out I’ll be able to use the campus gym and take fitness classes for free.
Highlight of my Thursday? Yes.
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How am I still hungry?
Consumed today:
An apple
Granola bar
Fruit and spinach smoothie
Egg whites
Turkey sausage
Coffee! (of course)
“If you get a girl to hate you, you’re a step away from getting her to love you.”
— wise words from a coworker
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It’s only 11a.m. and so far I’ve had a dentist appointment, run five miles, showered, made coffee and am now awaiting my financial aid/loan appointment.
Wish me luck and little confusion!
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TURN ON TLC RIGHT NOW.
On My Strange Addiction there is a woman who has eaten couch cushions for 20 years and another lady who will only go out in public dressed like a bunny.
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Songs that make you think 'today is going to be a...
and go…
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I spent the last two hours outside in the snow for work purposes and my boots did not make the waterproof cut. Luckily, I had extra socks in my gym bag. So, now I’m sitting at my desk with plastic bags lodged into my very wet boots.
I feel like I’m 8 years old.
Yummy egg wrap at brunch this morning, now watching Airplane! in bed and some cleaning later before Bikram.
Lazy Monday off FTW.
Me: So, inquirng minds want to know, where was the key?
Meg: It was in my purse…
Texts from a house guest
9:42a.m. ‘What food is yours? And the fruit in the fridge?
9:44a.m. ‘Nvm, I found oatmeal.’
9:51a.m. ‘Do you need filters for your coffee machine?’
12:34p.m. - Missed call
12:36 p.m. - Missed call
12:39p.m. ‘That spare key isn’t on the table… Do you have another? Or any idea if the cats would have played with it?’
12:41p.m. ‘I...
Anonymous asked: I love your blue sunglasses, where did you buy them?
