December 2010
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On nicknaming her gentleman friend "Juan...
cougartraining:
Megan: but i guess, free transportation me: if you live on a mountain Megan: i mean, colombia has a pretty raging civil war I think we would need to take the pesos and some cofffee and maybe one donkey and get the hell out
IF (and this is a big If) the BoySpaceFriend is ever referenced on this here blog he will be known as some variation of Juan Valdez.
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boatdrinks asked: Have you been to New Orleans before ?
I've been in the office for 8 minutes and I am...
tomolive asked: So right when I first started following you, you were headed somewhere on a plane and had Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Train '72 to read on the flight. In hardback. And I was all...OMG. That's my favorite HST book and I know it's long out of print in hardcover. Is it a first edition? Seriously, love that book.
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I was just informed Friday's NYE activities will...
TMI TUESDAY
Mary: I just booked our hotel. Boooooyaaaaah.
Me: OMG, yay! I’m so excited I have to poop.
Mary: Now you know how I feel every time I do a craft.
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THIS LADY IS GOING TO MARDI...
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Me: Wait till I tell my mom I may have an internet friend staying
Staci: omg hahaha. I will be like HI DON’T WORRY I LEFT MY MACHETE AT HOME!THANKS FOR THE HOSPITALITY!
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Just signed up for the Pittsburgh half-marathon!
Has anyone ever run the Pittsburgh half or full? I imagine it’s going to be one hilly bitch!
So, if you guys don’t remember the funniest/most embarassing thing to happen to me in October, here is the shortened version: Local bartender texts me to say he found anti-baby pills on the barstool near where I was sitting. I don’t respond and pretend they are not mine, even though I was the only lady at the bar that night.
Fast forward 2.5 months, to Christmas Eve. The parentals and...
missblogger asked: are you alive?
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I actually just said ‘Deep breaths, Megan’ outloud.
Just one day and two hours until a three-day weekend.
This morning I woke up with a really nasty sore throat and achy, swollen glands.
A few hours, later and my taco soup (a lunch I was very excited for) no longer looked appealing. And then I started craving salad like nobody’s business.
Guess my brain was looking for vitamins.
In summary, our bodies are smart.
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Am I the only one with Chronic Bitch Face?
Seriously, I can’t even count the amount of times someone has accused me of giving them a dirty look and I’m all ‘I’m sorry. Whaaaat?’
I’m sorry, I guess I just contort my face from time to time.
Movies that are so bad they're good
In which I need your help/wit yet again.
I need to come up with a list of movies that are so bad they’ree good.
This should be my jam. I love really bad movies, especially really awful horror films. But I just can’t think.
Clearly, Point Break and Jaws III (I think) where Jaws attacks Sea World make the cut. But what else?
Anonymous asked: Hi Tumblr buddy!
I was so surprised to get a thank you card in the mail from someone who has no idea who I am! If this whole tumblr buddies thing wasn't a secret, I would have already posted a picture of the cute dog card, thanking you for thanking me! Just so you know, there is a ho-ho-ho-holiday surprise coming your way, so be on the lookout!
-T.B.
I was so surprised to get a thank you card in the mail from someone who has no idea who I am! If this whole tumblr buddies thing wasn't a secret, I would have already posted a picture of the cute dog card, thanking you for thanking me! Just so you know, there is a ho-ho-ho-holiday surprise coming your way, so be on the lookout!
-T.B.
Watchrahummel:
While working on a project for work last month, I had to do some serious research. Research on lipdubs. This was one of my favorites.
Hangover guy on the left is my favorite. Especially at 1.08.
I haven’t even watched this video, yet. I mean I’m sure it’s great, Ann. But, I am reblogging this strictly as evidence that The Roadmaster has surfaced.
All hail...
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If you are totally lazy like I am, but don’t want to spend money on eating out at lunch, I bring you the quickest, yummiest lazy girl lunch I’ve had to date: Plain oatmeal, Greek yogurt with honey and pineapple chunks.
And I shall call thee pineapple upside down oats.
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The story of the polka-dotted tights
Yesterday, something got in the way of my Christmas spirit and it all started with a pair of polka-dotted tights.
On my way to the office, I stopped at the Post Office to ship off some trinkets for my Tumblr Buddy. As I am waiting in line, a woman — who I would guess is in her mid-sixties — tells me she likes my tights.
I say thank you.
But, the conversation is not over. She...
rahummel:
I’m looking forward to meeting Juan Valdez
AKA The Donkey Leader
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You know what’s really great?
When you finish all your work for the day by 12:45 and spend the rest of your time Gchatting, only to realize that every Gchat box on your screen represents a fellow Tumblr.
That? That’s really great.
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Text message I just sent:
“Oh no! Tragedy! I forgot to remind you to record The Price is Right.”
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Baltimore Tumblr Meetup: 2010 attendees →
baltimoremeetup:
the check-in list disappeared for a while, but here it is! everyone who wrote their URL at check-in is listed below so you can go ahead and follow them if there was someone you really liked.
“You Don’t Have to Be Pretty. You don’t owe prettiness to anyone. Not to your...”
– Erin, “A Dress a Day”
As much as I love pretty things and pretty clothes and the general pursuit of pretty, I need to remember that this is equally important and right.
(via nogreatillusion)
“Never love anyone who treats you like you’re ordinary.”
– Oscar Wilde (via nadiaamenta)
"Far be it from me to ruin your evening by not...
Thank you Meg McBlogger for afternoon hysterics.
If any of you thought my admission to grad school was a sign of my ever-growing maturity, you were wrong.
Case in point.
On Saturday I went to see a church Christmas play with my rooomate. She is student teaching and her mentor teacher invited her to her church’s play and she felt bad saying no, so being the kind soul I am, along I went.
Her mentor teacher was this adorable 70-year-old...
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I just walked into the office, my face tear-stained and red.
But, they’re happy tears, you guys!
Because this lady just got into grad school!
Goodnight Irene: Things I Learned Last Night →
I couldn’t ask for a better night with lovelier ladies. Soooo fun.
Another successful Tumblr meetup.
rahummel:
I had the pleasure of spending my Friday night with four amazing girls.
Here’s what I learned.
-Your jaw will hurt after 4 1/2 hours of nonstop laughing. -TV music channels have the worst “about the artist” info writers. Flat out terrible. -College friend Chuck needs to...
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