February 2012
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What's a nice and professional way to say
Unless I start learning something from this unpaid internship at your company sir, Imma need to get the fuck out?
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Sometimes I think the internet has allowed people...
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It is not yet 7a.m. yet and I am going for a run because I said I would.
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Printing out all my reciepts for tuition, text...
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Well, guess who I just ran into (quite literally)...
This dude!
You guys, it's only 10:30 and I've already been...
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I forgot that I bit it hard last night in the kitchen after a 14-hour Valentine’s Day* shift.
My elbow just started hurting and I was thinking, ‘hmmm how odd.’ And then I remembered they had just finished mopping the floor and I walked through to get some glasses to polish and boom. ON MY ASS.
Bruised elbow. Bruised ego.
(*Also, observing hundreds of random couples with...
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I feel like I’ve been thinking about thing — everything — really hard lately. Not like in a in decisive state, but a sad, reflective one.
I just feel like I put my all into a lot of things and I’m not entirely sure that I get it back.
And sometimes I know I can’t put my all into everything…like right now…full-time grad school, an internship and work.
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I had no idea the Foo Fighters were still...
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Can we talk about Katy Perry's boobs for a...
They’re so full and defy gravity so well, how is this possible?
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Just so we’re all clear on how I choose to lead my life, I picked up a bottle of prosecco on my way home from work to ease the pain of (javascript) homework. And now I’m sort of homeworking while watching the red carpet and waiting for your snarky comments.
I can't find a picture, but can we talk about...
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I’m working on a content inventory (for class) for what may be the most poorly maintained state government site in existence. I’ve been working in the same excel spreadsheet for 3+ hours and I’m not even halfway done.
In summary, is it too early for wine?
I mean, it is Friday.
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Where my subconscious lives
This morning I woke up from a dream that started off with a beached killer whale interrupting our lovely day at the shore. Next, a flurry of huge waves start hitting the beach and my group of friends and I need to take cover in this old castle. Once we are down there we realize that these waves/crazy storm is being controlled by a Wiccan cult that is circling the castle.
And then Camille Grammer,...
In which I drink too much caffeine and use tools
Between going to school full-time, interning two days a week and working at the restaurant, I’ve kinda been feeling like Jessie Spano on caffeine pills lately.
Never.enough.time
But, today I managed to install a new hard drive in my Macbook. As in, I went to Best Buy bought a hard drive, bought some screwdrivers at Home Depot and unscrewed shit and took pieces OUT OF MY COMPUTER, put a new...
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So over lunch (a 6” turkey on wheat, thank you very much) my boss told me his ex-girlfriend was on Survivor.
AND, last year he got a call from a casting director asking him to be on the Bachelorette.
Um, ok.
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I’ve always said if I ever strike it really rich I will acquire two things for my kitchen:
- A frozen yogurt machine
-And a diet coke soda fountain
I dream big. What can I say?
So imagine my excitement when I just discovered a free soda fountain in the community kitchen (at new internship)!
This is in addition to the popcorn machine, pantry of keuring cups, no-quarter-required candy...
On tacky glasses
You know how they sell reading glasses at CVS, Wal-mart, etc? These are my mom’s glasses of choice. She has a half-dozen pairs in various colors and patterns, as she loses them frequently (aka all the damn time.) She has never been to an eye doctor in her life, but can’t read a book a foot in front of her face.
I digress…I’m in the market for some glasses, as mine were...
January 2012
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It's like my 20's generation thinks we're the...
sade:
our fucking great-grandparents living in shacks with the bathroom in the backyard got depressed about being alone, jobless, kinda fat, and wasting their youth…we just have shitty indie music to listen to and the internet to whine on.
This.
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myheartgoespitterpatter:
hotblondecocktail:
I love Murder, She Wrote and I don’t care who knows it!
i can only add that i still want to be jessica fletcher when i grow up.
I’ve told you guys that I loved this show soooo much as a child that I got an autographed black and white 8x11 of Angela Lansbury for my 8th birthday, right?
Things I’ve accomplished on my day off:
- Post Office for stuff I sold on Ebay
- Bought replacement present for boyfriend
- Gymed it up
- Eyebrows waxed
- Weighed in at 3lbs less than last week
- Revamped cover letter/applied to jobs
- Paid bills
- Returned a dress I do not need
- Started Goodwill pile
- Made consignment store appointment
Things I should have done:
- CLEAN MY...
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This might seem like a silly question, BUT
where can I find those standard star stickers? I need some for my planner, obvs.
I’ve checked CVS, Riteaid and Safeway.